Should be sung to classic Here comes the Bride song.German composer Richard Wagner wrote this song. The name of this tune is "Bridal Chorus" despite in English-speaking countries it is much more commonly known as "Here comes the Bride" or "Wedding March."Here comes the brideall pull in whitewhere is the groom?he"s in the an altering roomwhy is that there?he shed his underwearnow it"s also latewe have to celebrate!_____________________________Another silly versionHere comes the bride,all fat and wide.Here come the groom,skinney together a broom._____________________________One more silly versionHere come the bridefair, fat and wide,slipped ~ above a banana peeland went for a ride_____________________________A yes, really funny version!Here come the brideAll dressed in whiteWhere is the groomIn the restroom roomWhere is the ringIn the restroom thing_____________________________Another Hilarious version!Here comes the BrideWhere is the GroomDown on 2nd StreetIn a saloon._____________________________Another Funny version!Here come the brideBig fat and also wideSee just how she wobblesFrom side to side.Here come the groomSkinny as a roomHe"d wobble tooIf the had any room._____________________________Another one come tickle youHere come the brideAll fat and wideSteps right into a taxifalls out the other side._____________________________Short VersionHere come the brideShort fat and wideLift up her girdleAnd phew she is curdle_____________________________Additional linehere comes the usher,The grand toliet flusher_____________________________Geographic twist:Here come the brideAll filled through prideTripped v a tranceI check out London, I view France_____________________________Another versionHere come the bride, very fat and also wide.Where is the groom? In the dressing room?Why is the there? because he shed his hair!Why walk he shed his hair? he dropped his underwear!​

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Here she come on under the aisleBehind her veil she put on a smileIn her hands the shining bouquetDaddy"s here to provide the bride awayBest man fumbles for the bandGroom puts it on her trembling handAlmost before the vows are throughIn she calmest voice she says, "I do."Here comes the brideSomething oldHere come the brideSomething newHere comes the brideSomething borrowedAnd something blueShe hears the sound of small feetBut very first there"s a wedding cake come eatGuests line as much as kiss the brideThe groom feels like a lucky guyUp over the churchbells ringPreacher states which psalm to singThere was silence "till a bride"s maid sighedAnd someone said, "Here come the bride."Here come the brideSomething oldHere comes the brideSomething newHere comes the brideSomething borrowedAnd something blue(You might now kiss the bride)The veil goes ago revealing blissThe groom leans in to take his kissHere comes the brideSomething oldHere comes the brideSomething newHere comes the brideSomething borrowedAnd other blue...​

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